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The Scalp Screamer™

The Scalp Screamer™

Follicle Grime Cleanser

★★★★★ (890+ happy heads)
£34.99
£50.00 £34.99
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Follicle Grime Cleanser  – 150ml

Cool-minted, no-rinse spray that blasts away build-up, calms angry scalp skin, and makes your head feel like it just did yoga in the Himalayas.

What’s Actually Inside This Bottle:

Your scalp doesn’t need magic — it needs this absurdly good formula:

  • Aloe Hug from Yucatán Cenotes🇲🇽: Soothes hot, itchy scalps like a minty cuddle
  • Salicylic Zing of Himalayan Ridges🇳🇵: Unclogs pores and kicks out buildup
  • Tree Oil Tingle from Arnhem Land, Australia🇦🇺: Purifies with that zingy freshness
  • Witch Hazel Potion of Carpathian Forests🇷🇴: Calms inflammation like a forest wizard
  • Evicts sweat, grime, and scalp gunk
  • Smacks flakes, cools irritation, resets your scalp’s vibe
  • No rinse needed — just spray and slay
  • Pairs perfectly with Noggin Knuckles™

For men with dry, flaky, greasy, angry, tired, or just plain weird scalps.
(Yes, that’s pretty much all of us.)

  • Part hair or lift curls
  • Spray directly on scalp (don’t be shy)
  • Massage with fingers or Noggin Knuckles™
  • No rinse — let it vibe
  • 150ml recyclable spray bottle (eco-warrior approved)
  • Cool-minted formula — feels like winter, in a good way
  • Born in India, boosted with rare Asian naturals
  • Built for all man-heads (flaky, greasy, or confused)
  • Vegan. Cruelty-free. Zero sketchy sulphates.
  • Keep away from kids — this one's for grown men heads only
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  • Free Shipping Over £40

  • Hassle-Free Returns

  • Secure Checkout

  • 30-Day Money Back Guarantee

Trusted By

  • Formulated For Men

    Formulated specifically for men, our products perform at the highest level and feature unique, manly behaviour.

  • Natural Products

    All of our products are 98-100% natural origin and are made with the finest ingredients Mother Nature has to offer.

  • No Harmful Ingredients

    No bad stuff. We have a sh*t list of ingredients found in generic personal care products that we never use.

Why should you groom your man parts?

  • Hygiene

    Excess non-hygienity can trap dirt and sweat, resulting in odour and bacteria.

  • Appearance

    Natural grooming isn’t about looking polished, it’s about looking put together. People notice.

  • Attractiveness

    8 out of every 10 partners find groomed men more attractive than unkempt men.

  • Confidence

    Gain confidence, giving you an edge in your career and social life.

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You have questions. We have answers.

Is this safe for sensitive scalps?

Absolutely. Our formula is dermatologist-tested and crafted specifically to soothe irritated, itchy, or flaky scalps — even the most sensitive ones. We use calming ingredients like aloe, witch hazel, and tea tree oil that are known for their gentle yet effective benefits. No harsh chemicals, just cool-minted calm.

What if I don’t like it? Can I return it?


Yes, no worries at all. If it’s not the vibe you expected, you can return the product within 14 days of delivery. Just make sure it’s in its original packaging and lightly used. We’re happy to help process the return or even suggest an alternative.

Do you offer a money-back guarantee?

Yes. We want you to love what you put on your head. If you’re not 100% satisfied, we offer a 30 day money-back guarantee within the return window. Just contact us with your order number and reason, and we’ll take care of the rest — no awkward questions.

How long does shipping take?

Since this is a pre-order, your order will be shipped within 2 to 3 weeks after purchase. Once shipped, delivery times depend on your location and the shipping option you select.

For customers in the United Kingdom, we offer:

Tracked Express Delivery which arrives the next business day. This is £8.49 for orders £0.00–£64.99, and free for orders £65.00 and up.

Tracked Standard Delivery which takes 2 to 4 business days. This is £3.99 for orders £0.00–£39.99, and free for orders £40.00 and up.

For customers in the United States, Tracked International Delivery takes around 5 to 7 business days. This is $17.99 USD for orders $0.00–$74.99 USD, and free for orders $75.00 USD and up.

For customers in Europe, Tracked International Delivery takes around 3 to 5 business days. This is £12.49 for orders £0.00–£59.99, and free for orders £60.00 and up.

For customers in the Rest of the World, Tracked International Delivery takes around 6 to 7 business days. This is £17.99 for orders £0.00–£79.99, and free for orders £80.00 and up.

As soon as your order ships, you'll receive a tracking link via email so you can follow it every step of the way.

How can I track my order?


Once your order is shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email or SMS with a tracking link. You can follow your package’s journey right to your doorstep. If you didn’t receive it, our support team can resend it anytime.

Does it contain sulphates or parabens?

Nope. This spray is 100% sulphate-free, paraben-free, and free from other harsh stuff your scalp doesn’t need. It’s clean, vegan, and made for conscious grooming.

Where is it made?

Proudly made in India, with select ingredients sourced from other parts of Asia. We work with trusted partners and maintain high-quality manufacturing standards — always cruelty-free.

Can I use this daily?

Yes, you can! The formula is light, non-greasy, and designed for daily use. Whether you’re dealing with everyday build-up or just want to refresh your scalp post-workout — it’s got your back (and your head).

Can I use this if I have oily/dry/dandruff-prone scalp?

Yes to all of the above.
This spray is specifically made for:

  • helps unclog pores and reduce excess oil
  • hydrates and soothes irritation
  • fights flakes with salicylic acid and tea tree oil
  • No matter your scalp type, it works to balance and reset it without drying it out.